nxv:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my faceFantastic.
Joker's Porn stash
RSSthis one looks like it’s plotting something really evil
We kill the Zubatman.
(Source: kristenwiiggle)
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:
Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE POST ON TUMBLR ASJDNASJKDBNASFBSUIFJSBNFKS
this is just gold.
Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!
“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.”
In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience
Source: [x]
- Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?
- Me: A dull knife.
- Dad: Why a dull knife?
- Me: You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious.
- Mom: We've raised a potential serial killer.
- Dad: I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that.
I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend
I’m gonna cry if this keeps getting notes. Pleas not another 1k post.
(Source: epic-humor)
(Source: kelsoup)
- europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
- americans: what
- europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! :D
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so smart. And I love his laugh. 💕
bahahahaha omg kane, your laugh xDDD ahhahaha
Oh my god that was perfect 😂👏👏
Probably the best prank video I’ve ever seen. If you haven’t seen this, you need to :’)
That was incredibly perfect omg lol ☺😂
plot twist level 1000
Australian boys plz
“I put too much water in there”
DEAD
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