Miami zombie attack prank
Omg. I would fucking run like shit :\ Lol.
Cuz would had me fucked up doe
ROTFLMAO OMG! I’m fxcking crying right now… The end!?!? Them niggas squaded up and white boy took off!!! DEAD
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE RIGHT NOW YO !
homeboy climbed the fence
the bike xD
*ded from laughing too hard*
Via What my life has become
napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
(Source: gapingfurnace)
Ả̵͚̟͕̰̞͙̤̲̳͎̃̇͂̊͆ͤ̑̏̈̀ͨ́̕͢͝F̵̨̗̣͙̳̗̪̤͖̝͓̈̃̃ͬ̃̂́͑̄͗̓ͭͬͫ͢R͛͌̐̒̐̾̐̆̔̚҉̮͙͈̣̜́͘O̢̮̰͓̜̪͚̮̳͙̪͚̠̼̗͓͔̓ͮ̇ͯ̇͗̿ͮ̃̚͠ͅ ̛̳̬̙̥̜͉̔͌̑ͧ̃͒ͩ̐̔̿͛͗̎̎͑̈͢ͅͅĆ̴̾̅̓͆͒̂̊ͣͧ̓ͭͦͧ́́҉̡̼̟̯̲͙̲̫͞I̞̪̮̤̐̽̃͐ͨͧ̓̆̉ͭ͑̉̔̀̕͡R̵͉̣̫̹͈̼͈̣̹̣̞̟̞̓͒ͥͫ͒̈͋̽́̚̚C̶̡̛̤͈̭͓͛̾ͨͨ͗ͤ͢U̢̢̺̺̪̤̻̖͙̩̯ͧͤ͗ͯ͂̓̐̿̔͛́ͪ̀͛̌̍̍̆ͥS̷̢̯̝͕͍̩̼̩̥̪͈̞̝͓̘̱͗̽͌̎ͬ̌̇͐ͫͬ̿ͤ̎̾ͤͮ͛͜͜
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
a trashy couple is going at it in the front yard.
hey i just met you
and this is jay z
but here’s beyonce
and blue their baby
Lmfaooo yo but niggas is oohing in florida. All my people that live in florida i wish you good luck.
(Source: mfpunk)
You guys don’t understand how much I love this. Some guy waited 4 years to complete his joke. Such dedication.
Ok the part that has always weirded me out the most about this is that the first Portal didn’t come out until a couple of months after the initial post in 2007.
………Valve didn’t invent the concept of portals.
but the blue and orange is pretty specific coloring
Holy—!
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
i just went for a run in my neighborhood
as i have done most nights for the past week or two
and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping
AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY
only I had just done hills and was really out of breath
so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as
“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”
LIKE THIS
I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER
HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE
I CANT BREATHE
GOD DAMMIT SATAN IM TRYING TOWATCH MY ANIMU
SATAN IS A TRICERATOPS
I FUCKING KNEW IT
(Source: mrtoday)














