Joker's Porn stash

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samanthairis:

prekdropout:

vitoburrito:

insomniac-paradise:

thetrill-immaculate:

cathyadriani:

videohall:

Miami zombie attack prank

Omg. I would fucking run like shit :\ Lol.

Cuz would had me fucked up doe

ROTFLMAO OMG! I’m fxcking crying right now… The end!?!? Them niggas squaded up and white boy took off!!! DEAD

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE RIGHT NOW YO !

homeboy climbed the fence

the bike xD

*ded from laughing too hard* 


Via What my life has become




shiperception:

coffeecatsandcigarettes:

The fuck did I just watch?

o MY GOD!!!  HE KILLED HER  

(Source: peetaah)


napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

(Source: gapingfurnace)

Via SING ME THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE

lampsarepeopletoo:

i know someone who would like that special

(Source: puppygamer)



ghostlys:

Ả̵͚̟͕̰̞͙̤̲̳͎̃̇͂̊͆ͤ̑̏̈̀ͨ́̕͢͝F̵̨̗̣͙̳̗̪̤͖̝͓̈̃̃ͬ̃̂́͑̄͗̓ͭͬͫ͢R͛͌̐̒̐̾̐̆̔̚҉̮͙͈̣̜́͘O̢̮̰͓̜̪͚̮̳͙̪͚̠̼̗͓͔̓ͮ̇ͯ̇͗̿ͮ̃̚͠ͅ ̛̳̬̙̥̜͉̔͌̑ͧ̃͒ͩ̐̔̿͛͗̎̎͑̈͢ͅͅĆ̴̾̅̓͆͒̂̊ͣͧ̓ͭͦͧ́́҉̡̼̟̯̲͙̲̫͞I̞̪̮̤̐̽̃͐ͨͧ̓̆̉ͭ͑̉̔̀̕͡R̵͉̣̫̹͈̼͈̣̹̣̞̟̞̓͒ͥͫ͒̈͋̽́̚̚C̶̡̛̤͈̭͓͛̾ͨͨ͗ͤ͢U̢̢̺̺̪̤̻̖͙̩̯ͧͤ͗ͯ͂̓̐̿̔͛́ͪ̀͛̌̍̍̆ͥS̷̢̯̝͕͍̩̼̩̥̪͈̞̝͓̘̱͗̽͌̎ͬ̌̇͐ͫͬ̿ͤ̎̾ͤͮ͛͜͜



shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

Via Can't Buy me love, just buy necessities.

partouse:

a trashy couple is going at it in the front yard.


thestrangernextdoor:

sweetlasers:

hey i just met you

and this is jay z

but here’s beyonce

and blue their baby

Via What my life has become

justfuckmee:

Lmfaooo yo but niggas is oohing in florida. All my people that live in florida i wish you good luck.

(Source: mfpunk)


My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.

  • Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
  • Sister: You tell him.
  • Me: And if he doesn't like you?
  • Sister: You kill him.
Via ENTYMORAGEDOM

enlione:

letsallgotothelobby:

popcornmassacre:

inyourpassengerseat:

You guys don’t understand how much I love this. Some guy waited 4 years to complete his joke. Such dedication. 

Ok the part that has always weirded me out the most about this is that the first Portal didn’t come out until a couple of months after the initial post in 2007.

………Valve didn’t invent the concept of portals.

but the blue and orange is pretty specific coloring

Holy—!


welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

Via Can't Buy me love, just buy necessities.

awkwardtechnophile:

thegestianpoet:

i just went for a run in my neighborhood

as i have done most nights for the past week or two

and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping 

AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY

only I had just done hills and was really out of breath 

so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as 

“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”

LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER

HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE 

I CANT BREATHE



enlione:

thecuriousmeidoc:

GOD DAMMIT SATAN IM TRYING TOWATCH MY ANIMU

SATAN IS A TRICERATOPS

I FUCKING KNEW IT

(Source: mrtoday)


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